| 1. | Take You There | ||
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A vague and empty promise rappers make in their music. It is sometimes presumed to mean a rapper is implying his affluence and ability to give a woman the high life. It in fact however simply means "Take you to orgasm."
It is particularly annoying because it has been copied and stolen by several artists, ruining the originality of it. In fact, for some unknown reason, women find this ambiguous phrase sensual and feel a strong desire to be "taken there" by whatever bullshit artist is uttering the phrase. Thinking it is some romantic experience he speaks of, when in reality it is simply expression of a typical rapper intent to fuck a woman tonight and never see her again. Cedric: "Baby Ima take you there!"
Laquita: "Oh yeah Cedric, take me there! You're so romantic!" Cedric: "Okay, by 'there' I mean 'my mom's room while she's at work." Laquita: "okay..." Cedric: "And by "take you" I mean have meaningless sex with you the same day I met you, but if you're a bitch I'll never talk to you again." Laquita: "Oh Cedric, you're just the kind of man fairy tales are made of..." |
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| 2. | kd vc | ||
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A Brazilian Portugese abreviation for 'Where are you?'. Equivalent to English 'yt' for 'You there?' If you are away from a chat for very long, they may say "kd vc"
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| 3. | syt | ||
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A internet messaging (AIM) term meaning "see you there," an example similar is LOL (laughing out loud) or OMG (oh my god) thepimpmaster77: So you coming to school today?
xXsexifreakXx: yes, syt bitch |
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| 4. | Jiggly Bears | ||
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A nonsensical word combo used along with ones inner chi to make someone mess up while performing an activity or condition in which one is prone to be able to get hurt.The words must be spoken at the right time and must be truly meant. Jiggly bears is a privelege, not a right. Those found using jiggly bears for harm may be arrested for criminal use of harmful words and can used against you in a court of law. Side effects include: getting punched by your friends, black eyes, broken jaws, torn muscles, and an inability to control your bowel movements. Please see your doctor or local physician to see if jiggly bears is right for you. There is a chance of dependency if used too much. Also the effects of the words may be lessened if over used. Do not operate heavy machinery while using these words. Do not use with alcohol or other drugs. There is scientific proof that by connecting to ones inner chi and using the correct annunciation of the words "jiggly bears" a psychilogical wave is sent out and messes up with a persons bodily functions. Thank you very much, ive been great. Person 1 (standing on edge of diving board): Ima do a backflip.
Person 2: Jiggly Bears. Person 1: Fuck i hit my head on the board. Person 2: Why yes. You did. |
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| 5. | syt | ||
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AIM abbreviation for "see you there" or "see you tomorrow". me: so RU going to that concert this weekend?
you: yeah, I guess. me: awesome, syt! |
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| 6. | yt? | ||
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translates to "you there?"
when asking if a person is available at the moment or possibly if the person you are speaking to fails to respond to a series of messages you have delivered. Primarily used when either text messaging or instant messaging. Billy: "Hey I was wondering if you were going to the clam bake."
... ... ... Billy: "yt?" Bob: "Oh yeah! Sorry, yeah I'm still here; although I won't be able to make it tonight. |
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| 7. | juss throwing that out there | ||
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when at one point in a conversation you randomly notice that you have something in common with something around you there by forcing you to scream out whatever it is, this creates a blank staring and silence for a while there by you saying "juss throwing that out there" the comment is thereby forgotton and never to be returned because of its randomness "yea but my dog died yesterday"
"aw how old was he" "3 years" "WOW DUDE! MY DOGS THREE YEARSOLD TOO!" "what was that for" "im juss throwing that out there" |
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