|1.||stole my said|
saying something a friend or other person told you they were about to say, and calling it your own
Friend: hey, should i tell him i think he's cute?
you: hey, i think you're cute!
friend: hey! you stole my said!
|2.||Wah, my pussy hurts!|
Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...
Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
|3.||shut your mouth|
1) Adj. Response when you are happy, but surprised or shocked by what was said.
2) Adj. Response to an insult. Often said by sassy african american women on Jerry Springer etc.
1) smarmy tv show host: you've just won a years supply of Snack Packs!
Fat guy: shut-your-mouth
2) Some chick: You stole my man? You dirty scank!
Sassy chick: You shut your mouth! He dont want you no more. MmmHmm (followed by clicking fingers from side to side)
|4.||Hijacked My Press|
Hijacking someone's press is akin to reading a person's life story or an interesting fact about a person and then using it as a part of your life story, job experience, etc. It's really bothersome when the person doing the hijacking is really clueless about your experiences or what happened to you.
Some bosses hijack their employee's work and call it their own, but are hard-pressed to explain how they came about the solution or why they felt it was the best solution.
These acts aren't sincere forms of flattery. These people are counterfeits.
I read an article about Simon in the Wall Street Journal where he hijacked my press. He said he came up with this new microblogging site idea while he was driving home one day. Well, he certainly did because I left my journal explaining this new microblogging idea I came up with last month in his car while I was rushing to the airport.
Said when EXTREMELY pissed off at someone and you want them to fuck off.
"You stole my wife, Fuckin Fuckya Cunt."
OMFG D15 5H17 I5 50 r4r3
I'm just a cash money terrorist, doin' it for the money,
I don't care about the cause, I kinda think it's funny,
I gotta room in my basement where I keep my stash,
Gotta kill Americans to make some kish kash.
I killed the hostage, it was my choice,
then I called up Osama from my new rolls royce.
I said, "how are you doing, infidel?"
He said, "I'm planning this attack and im doin' well"
I said I killed the American, I did the deed,
now where the hell is my premium weed?
He said "Calm down, buddy, it's in the mail.
I really hope you don't have to go to jail,"
I said "it's ok, I'm just working for the dollah,
and if I get caught, I'll pray to Allah Allah Allah!
oooooh that was s111ck!
1. To take another person's seat when they get up.
2. To take from someone else with the intent of returning it (like borrowing a pencil off someone's desk without asking)
I made this word up about 6 years ago when I was in middle school. I stole my brother's spot on the couch and when he asked what I did, I said I ganked it. I make up words all the time, and this is one that I made up.
Hey, you ganked my seat!
I ganked your coat when I went outside to smoke.