If you don't know what is it, then you should try it!
Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!
|2.||30 reasons a girl should call it a night|
1. You have absolutely no idea where your friends are.more...
2. You have absolutely no idea where your car is... wait did you bring your car??
3. You've become convinced that dancing with your arms overhead, shaking your ass, and yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dance move EVER.
4. You've suddenly decided you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you can do it (bitch...i ain't playin...).
5. You start singing 80's songs at the top of your lungs and showing off your dance skills to the car next to you.
6. Your bladder becomes amazingly full every 10 minutes.
7. You sit down and the room and people around you start spinning profusely.
8. Your slurring your words so bad, that nobody can understand what your saying and then when they say what, you can't even remember what you were talking about.
9. You've come up with the brilliant idea that you can create less hassle on your friends by just "sleeping over" at a your guy friend's house.
10. You see beers all over a table so you lift each one up until you find one half full and chug it when no one is looking.
11. You talk to stupid skanks you really hate and tell them you really do like them and that ya’ll should be friends.
12. You pass out at the party. And the next morning there is writing all over your face and limbs. (If you pass out with your shoes on, you are fair game).
13. You find yourself peeing behind random buildings.
14. You become overly enthusiastic when someone off...
when you are wearing some sort of underwear (boxers, briefs, tighty whities, thongs ect.) and pulls it very high so it rides up your butt crack. or in the front squishing a guys balls (also called penis, nuts, ect.) this is painful and most people love it. try giving yourself a wedgie at home or somthing while your alone!
my friends spent the night for the entire weekend and well of course i fell asleep first and well they put my hand in water and when i woke up i was in a hanging wedgie (where your underwear is on somthing that lifts you up off the ground completely) and scince if your hand is soaked in water while you sleep i was peeing myself the entire time in that major wedgie!
Its when you breath nitrous oxide out of a whipcream can. (hold the can rightside up so the cream dosent come out, just the air) It gets you lightheaded and dizzy, colors can also become more vibrant. But, becarfull if you do to much at one it will kill you. There kinda gay, but if your a stoner you should try it at least once to have your own opinion.
Im bored, lets do some whip-its.
Skydiving involves jumping from an airplane at altitudes typically ranging from 12,000 feet to 14,000 feet…freefalling for about a minute, then deploying a parachute at typically 3,500 feet…and flying the parachute to a designated landing area. Skydiving has become safer in recent years due to a device that will deploy a parachute automatically at a certain altitude for you if you cannot. Skydiving is an extremely fun sport that is challenging and is best suited for the fast thinking, mature, and open minded individual that enjoys doing things with other people. Skydivers are some of the most fun loving people you will ever meet and very few of them are “crazy”. This sport is often called "crazy" by individuals who are not open minded, live vicariously, or simply do not have the balls to try it.
Skydiving is the most fun sport anyone could ever do and you should try it...this summer!
|6.||I'll take your word for it|
A response when someone tells you to try something and you don't really want to. Can also be used as: I'll take your word for that.
Boy: "You should try these clams. They're really good."
Girl: "I'll take your word for it."
|7.||Who You Finna Try|
White translation: Who are you trying to mess with?
"Finna" directly means "fixing," a common southern-slang word that is used in the place of "going to do" or "attempting" and "try" is used in the place of "challenging." Combined, finna try means "fixing to do" which is then used to say, "who are you fixing to mess with" or "who are you trying to challenge."
It is a horribly structured phrase that is used when someone is acting extra tough or sassy and is challenging the one they are speaking to. It contains words that are not even real in the english language and should only be used if you are feeling in an extremely ghetto and uneducated mood
Person A gets all up in the grill of person B
Person B: "Who you finna try? Who you finna try? I bet it ain't me, I bet it ain't me, AHHHHHH"