I wear a gas mask to the construction site, cause my amigos eat taco-bell all day! Raymond Winslow is a smelly some bitch, he don't need no Taco-bella to skank out da fellas!
Get a butt-plug and take a shower..you smelly Hick! I take your shot-gun away until you shower your filthy assclown!
What a bunch of ignorant scally bams ass motherfuckers say when they are in YOUR way and they get it twisted. You are supposed to say "Excuse me" you fucking retard! It's actually ruder than saying "MOVE IT BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! "
You standin' there chillin' and some bitch ass comes up and says:
You get pissed and say:
EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!
this is what Bk Niggason asks for! Sometimes, instead, you can say "brains" it means "can you give me head?"
"Yo, so when you gonna be doing me my favor bitch?"
" Let me get some brain!!!!"
|25.||SHNIZZLE FOR MY NIZZLE|
shnizzle=cocaine nizzle=my nose
Yo baby you know were I can find me some "shnizzle for my nizzle"????
|26.||persy my nutsack|
(Insult) Pertaining to you sucking my nutsack for an idiotic comment made prior to the occassion. Originally derived from the marijuana vocabulary of PERSY, or personal spliff. Hence, instead of smoking a joint to yourself, you are smoking my balls, bitch.
Guy 1: Yo L, can I persy some of these chips.
Guy 2: Why don't you persy my nutsack you fucking douche.
One of the funniest Comedians alive!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
"I WISH THEY LET ME JOIN THE KKK-I'd do I drive-by from here to Brooklyn."more...
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON ...
A name given to guy friends who are funny and generally great people. It makes them sound like some sort of prostitute, so consequently think it makes them sound greater. You like the guy for who they are, and they are a true friend to you. You can trust them. Usually a name given to them by a girl, as from a fellow guy, it could sound rather strange...
"Yo, my man bitch!"
"Would you like to be my man bitch, because you are cool!?"
"He's my man bitch, get away from him or I'll bite you!"