|1.||You mad bro hoe?|
Phrase used as a tool for "Online Trolls" to constantly nag or irritate the opposing team or individual.
Game: "Boooom Headshooot!"
Troll: " You mad bro hoe?"
Randomly popping up in a server and constantly taunting others with troll phrases and getting a kick out of there stress, due to you.
Troll:"You mad bro hoe?"
Troll:"Yup you're mad."
Troll:"Hey! Hey! Hey! You mad?"
Troll:"Breh breh, you mad?"
Troll:"It's You're* learn to use grammar!"
A guy who only shops at No Fear and drives a lifted truck that has never seen dirt, snow, rocks, or mud. They often have long black socks and dickie shorts. They almost always have a flat billed hat on sideways. They love Metal Mulisha but have never sat on a dirtbike ever! Bros like to get drunk and stoned then cause trouble ussually a misdomener. The female bro is a bro hoe. They have blonde hair with black underneath and wear tall flip flops and are posers and white trash. the "BRO" loves the southern Cali area like 951 and other gay Cali whatnot. Bros are people who want to be like Metal Mulisha exept never touch dirtbikes. They are just in it for the fashion and dont want to be called a "wigger" it's really pitiful actually. If you are like me and shop at No Fear because you like the dirtbike and metal mulisha clothes and ACTUALLY ride dietbikes and other Extreame sports other than just sateboarding then you are not bro. Remember most bros are posers who just like the fashion at No Fear and act like dumb White trash guys, and have no job and live off their mommy or daddy. and talk shit and cant back it up.more...
A family of bros. You know the type, because it seems every neighborhood has one of these families. Usually it starts with the huge 20-foot trailer they park in front of YOUR house, forcing you to have to park in front of your neighbors house, making them mad as well.more...
Another characteristic is the perpetually unkempt front lawn, long and full of weeds because they only mow it once every 1000 years, or they just let it turn brown and die, turning it into the neighborhood eyesore. Not to mention all the soda bottles, cans, candy wrappers, toys, and all manner of junk left on the lawn by the bro kids.
Speaking of the kids, these uncivil bros-in-training always seem to be on an unending mission of riding their motobikes and quads at high speeds through the neighborhood streets with little regard, making it dangerous to impossible for other kids to simply play out in the street without getting hit by these little monsters. Not to mention the noise they make speeding their way through the street, usually while you are taking a nap or trying to enjoy dinner.
Then we got the bro fam pets, dogs, often viscious, that bark incessantly ALL NIGHT LONG, driving you to near-insanity from lack of sleep. But nobody ever complains or contacts authorities on the bro fam because of fear of retaliation.
Basically the neighborhood bro fam makes life on your street hell!
|5.||You want cream with that?|
A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.
Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.
|6.||what u on|
asking "what's up?" or "what's going on?" sometimes used when someone is mad also.
Joe: what u on bro?
Alex: just chillin dawg, u already know!
Alex: Joe, how u gon' get on my girl like that? what u on??
Joe: That hoe was askin for it folk.
Another way to say **** off without actually saying it.
Like Suck a duck
Go Suck an egg
I fucked your mom and "you" were so drunk you fucked your dog and watched me with your mom sicko'
Suck It guys!more...
Suck It, You win! Have your pie!
I like cheesecake any way and you won't eat it because your the type of anal retentive that won't eat the pie just because it says cake in the name.
We have a challenge. I can only say T.Y4TY without that part of it I wouldn't be as loved as I am now. That's "true love" and It wouldn't be their with out the mess.
You know me slightly, but I know you better Suck IT Ja'Hoe! Couldn't you just let me go on being mad at you in peace then bringing all this up now? BTW next time make sure she is an idiot and not just playing one to throw you off. Herd all those lame lines before and they don't work now man child!
mai ou ka is another way to see women from japan butt naked!
Suck It, but Don't forget your Towel Bro and in case you crap your pants because you know what you know now don't forget to take some stock out on charmin kids always have a load to give you when they get questioned about who done it;)