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1. Bawls
One of the best drinks out there, I love Bawls and i normally have them when i go paintballing but sadly they hardly have anymore caffine than coke.

and who the hell has LAN partys with bawls or lan partys at all, like you know your'e a fag when.

LAN party kid: yeah im COOL im going to go drink a bawls

Regular kid: go kill yourself or atleast go get another drink to have with youre gay lan partys
2. bmw
Big Money Works, Bastard Money Weilders, Beastly Monstrous Wonder, Beyond My Wages, Blow Money Willingly, Big Monthly Wage, Beautiful Models Wanted, Buy More Women.

They have a great image, they look cool.
BMW is the best because when youre driving it you feel like youre driving something special, Youre driving the Ultimate Car.

BMW is everything Audi and the rest of the car companies strive and wish to be.
BMW..Beyond My Wages
3. Sleepy Hollow Country club
A country club in Scarborough New York where everyone is worth over a million. Everyone has at least two houses other than the one they live in. If youre "Cool" from the club you grew up there and cant remember anything from your childhood without someone or something from Sleepy Hollow in it. Everyone owns a horse and rides it either there or at another barn. The idea of vacationing is never anything short of a private yaht or a private plane. Skiing locally means out west and skiing far away is in Europe. If you don't play all of the sports offered there you are not considered an athlete. 90% of the moms there run in the new york marathon and the general rule is once you turn 50 you need to loose 50 lbs. It has the most milfs out of any club, most of which are trophy wives. The men golf on the nicest course in westchester, daily, then come in to the clubhouse have a bottle of scotch and a cigar and meet the family for dinner. An idea of a "bad day" on the golf course is 2 over par. Most sons can beat their fathers and like their fathers are playing college lacrosse or hockey. Anything short of a top 20 school is considered "a good, unrecognized school", most kids go to rehab before this.

Bill Murray can be sighted on the golf course on a regular basis, knowing that some members have more money than even he does.

Every kid wants to marry someone from Sleepy Hollow at Sleepy Hollow and its planned since theyre like 3.

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4. scene
ATTENTION NARROW MINDED PRICKS- READ THIS, THEN MAKE A FAILED ATTEMPT ONCE AGAIN AT JUSTIFYING YOUR ACTIONS FOR HATING THESE GROUPS.

Why is it that all the people who claim things about certain stereotypes are never right? Claiming scene kids love dinosaurs. What the fuck? Are those the 10 year old girls
Myspace is full of your typical "Scenesters" that you all love to judge, so take some time, visit their profile, and then honestly say if you see ANYTHING people claim is true. Are they talking about loving dinosaurs? No. Talking about how they are non-conformists? No. The only thing that can probably be true about what you heard is the hair style, clothing, and/or make-up. AH HA. Im sure that just increases your anger at hating this group of kids, now doesn't it? We all hate those that look the same.Because Im sure its impossible for you to have the same hair as anyone else. Or outfit. Or like the same bands. Or any of the other shit you like and hate. Sorry, but theres ALWAYS going to be THOUSANDS of others that hate/like the same shit as you.

You think you're so much better than these scene/emo kids by hating them for being trendy? You're all creating one big fucking epidemic yourselves by hating a group of people for how they look without any logical reason for it. You say they are destroying humanity today? Look the hell at yourselves. HAHAHAA Dont tell me its not fucking pathetic that you dislike people based on their looks.

Punk.. Metalheads... anyone. You...
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5. Scene Poser
A kid, who copies a kid, who copied more kids, who copied a group of kids, that were scene. Someone who goes on urban dictionary and google and myspace to copy what the real scene kids do, but they over do it. Someone who sits for hours trying to come up with a "random" saying to use as a respond to people. They decide that scene, although they are TRYING to be scene, is who they "really are", even though thats not who they were yesterday. The kids who dye their hair pink, and say its red, the ones who have fake lip piercings, the ones who get freakishly obsessed with guys with long hair, usually named Ryan or Taylor. The ones who run around music festivals and say their name is Zara, as opposed to Sara, and scream, "power to the Chucks!" to anyone who is wearing them, even though half of the kids there are wearing them, as if theyre creative for owning a pair of chuck taylors, even though those shoes have been made since fucking 1905 or something? They usually get their lip pierced out of nowhere, and if theyre the ULTIMATE scene poser, they get a fake lip ring, and then bitch about how their parents wont actually let them pierce it. So the poser will also enlist in some sort of art or poetry class and have this immediate interest in being an artist or a poet and shoving their suicidal pictures and words in your face because no one cares and everyone knows they aren't artistic in any form and probably don't even HAVE the left side of their brain anyway, because it dissolv...
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6. beat the dead horse
An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"
7. noah(:
a guy who is always there for you when youre upset. hes the kind of person who is just cool, nothing is a big deal for him. he is a flirt, but thats not always a bad thing. sometimes he can be mean, but he makes up for it(:. noah is a guy all girls should get to knoww, cause hes super amazingg.
"He's just like noah(:!"
"I know, he's great!"
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