its from this one commercial... hmm....

Reality is like anyother word out there, found in any language, and just like anyword out there, it has a definition that we try to aply to in this "reality" we live in. Its like naming a tree becuz, its there right? and a tree explains anyting that applies to that definition. Can you really grow a tree then call it something else? A rose, you know... a rose a freaking tree is all that it really is. you know what i mean by rose, im not ripping shakespear here or anything. i like to define now, my "definition" of reality, more like an opinion really right? Reality is applied to me, it is as you know, cuz its my definition, you getting the picCHA yet huh buddy, yep neways, is just an experience brought to you by a collection of shhhhhhtuff, like a cauldron of ingredients mixed together, that creates another evolutionary state of your so called "spearRit" when this is all over, it will be quick, becuz for you it applies to everything that at that imaginary moment is gone, and if im correct, your memory is "real" so that means that everything that is "real" to you anyways, has gone away and your now "experiencing" something new. but its ok becuz your "speaRIit" can handle it for the reason that its something too increadle and far most "infinite" and i say "infinte" beczu infinite is real, part of reality, so by that time your experienceing a different "infinite" something as far as your concerned, was your destiny this whole time. at that time for that reason, but for us in r...

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"

Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him

The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.

History of The Sergio:

The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.

Something you eat when you're extremely hungry.

Milk Dance refers to getting a lap dance as where the stripper is rubbing her breasts all over you.

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.