| 1. | You have lint! | ||
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The phrase one says when you find lint in your partner's vagina/ on his penis. It always provokes laughter. The mood may be killed if someone says this. My boyfriend was going down on me, then he said:
"You have lint!" I laughed for ten minutes. |
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| 2. | Cunt Lint | ||
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The crusty organic substance accumulated on an unclean vagina. Cunt Lint is developed when a woman goes too long without bathing or douching. Effects are worse if woman is dry or post menopausal. Cunt Lint is closely related to Belly Button Lint. Guy: Damn Gloria, you have to much Cunt Lint down there, your vajay feels like moist sandpaper.
Gloria: I don't believe in bathing, I like my own natural scent :-) |
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| 3. | lint sucker | ||
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A girl who will suck your dick before you've even had a chance to wipe the underwear lint off of it. He didn't have a chance to change clothes after work but he was lucky enough to hook up with a lint sucker.
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| 4. | queef seeds | ||
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queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper. hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?
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| 5. | lass | ||
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The leftover lint from your boxers, briefs, or thongs that remain at the top of your ass crack. It is a small clump of various colors depending on the colored underwear.You know it will always be there when you take your underwear off. Higher quality underwear such as silk proves to have minimal lass effects opposed to the standard cotton underwear which is a nasty mofo. In worse cenarios if the shower does not clean it out, you may have to use your own finger to fish it out. "My lass today was red, orange, and blue!"
"You know your day is going to suck when you have to pick your morning lass out yourself." |
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| 6. | pillis | ||
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(noun)a stray piece of lint or fuzz that can accumulate on sweaters, blankets, socks, or sweatshirts.
plural form pilli "Hey Callie, you have a pillis on your sweater."
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| 7. | lint muncher | ||
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Refers to someone that continuously asks you for money or is always begging for your last cent. They are always after all the money you have in your pocket...hence the lint. :"Hey Jeff...can I have like...20 bucks?"
(sigh) "Alright Fred" Three days later "Hey can I have like ten bucks?" "Dammit Fred, your such a lint muncher." |
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