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8. LEMO
Is Another Word For Cocaine
In The Toilets Of A Club....Hey Lad HAve You Got Any LEMO! Yes Here You Go Lad! Snort Snort Snort!!!
9. Hofmann
A bitchy history teacher with a large nose. Complains hourly about how shitty you are. Beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.
Toucan Sam got surgery on his beak just so he wouldn't look like a canary compared to Hofmann.
10. Beaked
The process where one initiates a handshake and/or high five and the other party member acts as if they are going in for the same thing, but unexpectedly brings their fingers together to create a beak-like shape and hits the initiators palm with his fingertips, as if they are "pecking" the others palm of their hand. The giver of the beak then proclaims a statement about being "beaked" or "you got beaked". The receiver of this tends to be embarrassed and ashamed.
Person 1: "Hey man what's up?"
Person 2: "Nothing much." (goes in for high five)
Person 1: (goes in for high five)
Person 2: (at last second makes beak with hand and hits the palm of Person 1) "BEAKED!"
Person 1: (tries to laugh it off, but feels utterly ashamed)

11. Thunder Beak
When man and girl get together to and proceed to start having intercourse. The man will then take out his penis and shove it up her nose and go in and out until his baby yoghurt flies up into her nostril.

In any situation, if this does not work, then man should start to get a blow job, and before he drops a load, stick it into her nose and let if fly loose.

Some noses may be tough to fit it in. But if you just stretch it, you should be alright.
man:
D00d!! last night, me and that girl totally got together, i gave her a wicked thunder beak. She said it was brutal.
Friend:
dood that is insane!! you gotta try to hook me up with a girl so i can thunder beak her.
12. oily toucan
This is an advanced oral sex position in which you'll need two pringles potato chips and a substantial amount of lube. Take the pringles and form a beak-like structure in the woman's mouth. Then use lube generously on the penis and pringle beak. Go on to do the normal fellatio procedure.
Male: Oily toucan tonight?

Female: You got the pringles, I got the lube.
13. Barnetted
Barnetted is a shorter way of saying you're Off your barnett, used in the North West of England by the local beak heads.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"

Example 2:
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak?"

Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"
14. brimalo
a word you would use to describe a fat smelly ass fugly bitch.
Sir-Mix-Alot once said "she got a basketball head wit a 10inch beak mo hips big lips and the smell of a beast she's a brimalo"
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