| 8. | cocaine | ||
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yeyo; frank; bugar sugar; white; nose candy; lump; bumps; I think you get the idea I used to fuck with white, but man that shit sucks. It tears your ass apart, you can't fuckin' sleep and you feel like shit the next day. All of the above can be overlooked if you get it for free.
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| 9. | shorthorn | ||
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a term for what you call the queers from the Univ. of Texas. sooners 65 shorthorns 13
sooners 63 shorthorns 14 You get the idea Texass is just a bunch of losers and cry babies. |
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| 10. | capping the whale | ||
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When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale
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| 11. | Flying Rod | ||
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This was a sex act created by a good friend of mine a few years ago, when we were discussing the various gross sex things (Hot lunch, Jelly Donut, etc.) Anywho, here's what a Flying Rod is:
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Take one woman, and one man. You'll need three Swedish meatballs, and two aluminum poles with a diameter of at least four inches. Stick one pole in her pussy, the other in her ass. Then, with the Swedish meatballs in your right hand, jizz in her right ear. Then eat one meatball and stuff your cock in her mouth. While she sucks it, shit in her left hand and eat a second meatball. Then put your left elbow by her mouth. While sucking you, she must eat the shit and lick your elbow. Then remove your cock from her mouth. Push the rod in her ass up as far as it will go, and remove the rod from her pussy. Stuff the remaining meatball into her pussy and then fuck her rotten with your cock. Once she is finished eating the shit, remove your cock from her pussy and piss all over her face. Remove the rod from her ass and give it a final fuck with your cock. That, is a Flying Rod. |
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| 12. | skewering the beaver | ||
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to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.
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| 13. | fanny bandit | ||
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word used on family guy on 9/24/05. used in the context as fanny bandit is the spanish word for homosexual. Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are stuck on an island, and decide to have an orgy. Long scene short they dont go through with is becuase they dont get "excited" then a ship pulls up and you hear..... Cruise announcer: And if you look of the left side of the ship you'll see a bunch of homosexuals.
Cruise announcer (in Spanish): A la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los 'fanny bandits' |
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| 14. | Rambler | ||
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1) Somebody who wanders the countryside infuriating landowners as they trample over crops, plants and flowerbeds with their "right to roam" spiel
or 2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea! 1) "Janet Street-Bloody-Porter get the f@*K out of my field! You're destroying my organic onions you stupid cow!"
2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!" |
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