| 1. | Drinking the bag | ||
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The act of fucking up, or making a moderately huge mistake. Origin: Accidentally letting the tea bag dissolve itself in your tea and drinking it afterwards without realizing it Person1 : "You were really drunk last night.. you puked in my shoe!"
Person2 : "You serious? I don't remember shit, dude..." Person1 : "Yeah, you really drank the bag, dude!" Person2 : "Shut up about me drinking the bag, dude!!" |
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| 2. | alcoplop | ||
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The three-phase toley that you drop after a night out on the piss.
Phase 1: Your Dinner - normal shit for the morning. Phase 2: The beer - quite nasty, but this depends on what you drank. Phase 3: The Beer Munchies - the remnants of that Largedonnerwitheverythinganacanabru or undercooked burger that you ate on the way home. This has potential to be the nastiest phase. NB. Three phases does not equal three visits to the pan, this shit has been known to last until 2pm and need ~45 visits to the pan. Fraser: You feeling ok dude?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop Stew: You nearly done in there? John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop Michael: What's that noise? Fraser/Stew: John is mid-alcoplop |
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| 3. | Belgian Douchewaffle | ||
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Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms. You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!! You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it? You Belgian douchewaffle!! You took her home and it was a him? You Belgian Douchewaffle!! You barfed during your roadside sobriety test? You Belgian douchewaffle!! You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT? You Belgian douchewaffle!! |
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| 4. | Purple Drank | ||
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All yall niggas is wrong nah mean. Purple Drank is that shit you buy at the local corna sto for 25 cents. They come in that little plastic bottle with the aluminum foil on top. Now-a-days they got that Purple Drank by the gallons in the grocery store "Ay yall what can I get fo a fifty cents?"
"Get that purple drank and a 25 cent bag of cheetos." |
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| 5. | slutifiltration | ||
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The failure to filter out the slut that has now become your girlfriend who won't leave. John drank too much, again, and his slutifiltration system failed again. Have you seen the slut that calls him her "boyfriend?"
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| 6. | jig bag | ||
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yo this is a when you brown bag your drank wiff some beaaahz ya erd meh? yo me and doody ranks were cold sippin on some jig bags on the way to the wu tang concert
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| 7. | Power of the Liquor Store | ||
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Ahhhh the Liquor store. People go there to buy booze, get
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drunk and have a good time. The Liquor store is fun but not very many know how powerful the liquor store really is. Yes the Liquor Store is POWERFUL. How powerful is it. They provide some useful tools to fuck some fat and ugly bitches. How, well lets just say there’s this fat ugly bitch who wants to fuck you and she is the only vagina around and there is nothing else to do. It just so happens you bought some Vodka from the Liquor store and drank the whole bottle. Now the fat bitch is starting to look hotter but she is still ugly. What now? Well they put the booze in a brown paper bag so you can use the paper bag to cover her face. Now she’s hot and you can now fuck her. Beware that some bitches out there WILL be too powerful for the liquor store. But the Liquor Store has another use for it as well. This one will get hot bitches in bed. Say there is this hot bitch you want to fuck and you just found out she drinks. Let’s just say she like jager bombs. So you grab some redbull and some jager you bought from the Liquor Store and you two drink till she is horny. Be careful that YOU don’t drink too much because you want to be buzzed for later. It’s optional to put "the pill" as well ha ha. But the Liquor Store is not just used for sex. Let’s just say one of those bitches you fuckin (fat or otherwise) has a boyfriend (or girlfriend if they’re lesbian/bi) and they want to kill you. We... |
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