Top Definition
An acceptable response to the often pointless saying "If I could, I would."

The response reiterates the original speaker's point but also raises the point that there's no use in talking about something that you can't do anyway.
At a car show...

Person 1: "Man I'm in love with this car..." *sigh*

Person 2: "Ya but you're a broke motherfucker, without a dollar or a job to your name..."

Person 1: "Well if I could, I WOULD by this car..."

Person 2: "But you can't, so you shan't buy the car...let's get the fuck out of here and go see some shit that we can the liquor store."
by speroja December 14, 2010

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