1. Someone who cleverly uses a variety of machines and technological gadgets to perform tricks and effects that would resemble magic to the common viewer.
2. A big fan of various forms of techno music, most notably industrial. (see also, Jebb)
1. "And when I'm not working on my projects.... like a way of accelerating particles to subsonic speed using just magnets for instance, to create abberant wave forms, constant rates, resulting in a sum which surprisingly equals the mass of the atom! And seperating them by weight, we should see... MAGIC!"
"Shut up you weirdo!"
2. Jebb: Dude, I made a mix CD of Assemblage 23 and Wumpscut. So the name for it is AssWump!"
an extreme liberal
Martin Sheen, the President (in his own mind) and first class whining libnut, finally broke down and met with the gay divorcee, Cindy Sheehan. (Source: craigslist user)
This person is such a big schmuck, that he or she will watch the movie "Super Size Me," a documentary about a man who eats McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 30 days and nearly dies, and is turned on to eat McDonald's.
In other words, it is your fat friend (or you) who loves McDonald's so much that he or she will eat it at the drop of a hat. All you must do is say the word: McDonald's.
Clayton was at work and had a customer whose last name is McDonald. Within 10 minutes after dealing with his customer he drove to McDonald's and ordered a double quarter pounder meal with no onions and pickles. McDonald's.
Did you see a movie that proves McDonald's is not healthy to eat?
I bet you're hungry. If so, consider yourself a McIdiot.
An idiot, fuck head.
You are a schmuck.
The guy you'll find in a public who's everything but subtle about his presence and appearance; oftentimes (yet strangely) is accompanied by hot women. However, as much as he'd like to think the world revolves around him, the reality is that most see him as a complete fool.
Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh chuckles, they never cease to amuse me.
At one time, a tuner did indeed mean someone who actually focused on performance for thier automobiles. now its a byword for riceboy extreme, used by those who are attempting to pull themselves out of the mire of trashy, goofy crud that the "import scene" has become. this is quite evident in the article above, where the schmuck mentions "audio" when discussing "performance upgrades". race cars dont have subwoofers, jackoff. have fun driving around whatever piece of shit ricemobile you happen to have.
"tuner car" owner: YO DAWG MAH CAR HAS IT ALL ISS GOT COLD AIR INTAKE A PERFORMANCE EXHAUST TIP AND BIG CHROME WHEELS SHIT DIS THING GOS TOOO FAST!!!
me: you have 2 options: go back to watching fast and the furious with your pregnant teenage girlfriend, or i kill you on the spot. how dare you tarnish the reputation of automobile modders.
Someone who knows how to screw up a wet dream. The type of guy who could bang a fat chick and the fat chick would deny it out of shame.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Jason fucked Big Doris?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's denying the hell out of it but we got video... Jason is such a Soreign.