Yorkies are usually very intelligent dogs, although they can be dominant. Yorkies make excellent lap dogs, but they will want plenty of attention and most are very dependant on their owners.
"You stupid Yorkie!"
"For my wedding, I want my girls in satin camo dresses, the guys in camo tuxes, and i'm wearing a Mossy Oak gown! The reception's BYOB at my mom's, but we're roasting a pig!"
"Sounds like a fine Yorkie affair!"
Ted: tell me about it... she drank my vodka and didn't even suck me off.