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A slang substitute for the words 'he' and 'she', mainly used in Celtic regions such as parts of Ireland and Scotland.
Did you see that?! Yon has no shame whatsoever!

I'm trying to forget about it and yon still goes off holding a crudge.
by Robert Hanly February 01, 2008
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YONS- formed from the Greek language meaning sexyness.
One sexy gorgeous brilliant cook and AMAZING IN BED. A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. VERY easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband.
Yons is always right.
by MINNIE April 26, 2012
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what to say to someone instead of yo
1.yon
2.yon whatsup
3.want to hangout
4.sure no problem.
by theibault November 30, 2010
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A person, place or thing whose defintion can be warped to become a yon.
Evan-->Evian-->ev-yon--> Ennce and yen yon.
Ryan--> Ryon --> Yon
Collateral--> Collateralyon?---> Yence
Mike--> Mikeyon--> Mikyin-->M eence
Josh--> Jish--> Jishyin--> Jince
John--> Johnyon--> Jinyince--> yoonjinonyinhan
Ballin--> So When I bleep yon beelps yon, Lou Vuitton belt---> where I'm keepin all my yons at.
Yon--> Yin->Yoon--> Yince-->Hoon--> Hince-->hence--> hoonce-->hanyin--> eence--.eeyenceinhan--> hooninyoninhineoonce --> Yon?
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by Matthew Byrne February 25, 2007
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» G force` is so yon!
by yon is awesome April 24, 2007
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(verb) a term used to give direction or course of action to another person; usually used with a busch light in one hand, a dutchmaster in the other, one eye closed and the other barely open
Y'on over here
Y'on outta here
Y'on me a beer
Y'on the blunt
Y'on the tv off
I guess its time to y'on
Don't fuckin' y'on me!
Y'on yourself
Y'on that right up your arse
by birdog February 21, 2008
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YONS the acronym for "You Obviously Need Satan"
Person 1: I need someone to talk to...
Person 2: YONS bro.
by DrekEternal March 05, 2014
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