Nerd 1: One would hypothesise that the chances of that happening are little to zero. but oh well as they do say, 'You Only Live Once'
*Schneebly triumphantly fails and bears the embarrassment of a horrendous wet patch around the genitalia for the rest of the day. the excitement of it all also leaves a nasty amount of fresh knob cheese strewn all over his new boxers.
Jock 1: Dude! YOLOL