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1. Yokel
A "yokel" is a hybrid of man and hairy beast (much like that of an ape or Big Foot). The yokel's diet consists of nothing more than Camel Wides, and the occasional glass of water.

Main hobbies of the yokel include ranting about vairous computer/technical issues ,ghetto rigging jeeps to be lifted to heights that could be considered unsafe or stable, and assembling various firearms in his basement.

Increasingly the yokel has been sighted crusing around on his motorcycle in his all leather attire braging about how cheap the cycle is to operate and own.

Any differance of opinion from the yokel's has been known to send him into intense rants about how he/it is right, so use caution when expressing your ideas.
The local yokel can be sighted anywhere at anytime trying to prove you wrong.
by The Gang Jun 1, 2004 share this
2. knapp
another way of saying Yes, but sounds more like a quick,loud barking noise. Mostly said by older people in Maine or New Hampshire.
Cashier:Excuse me maam, would you like your denture cleaner in the same bag as your chewing tabacco?
Lady: KNAPP!!!!!
3. scroop
1.v.To lightly finger (Yokel-speak)
2.v.Variation on scoop and screw
3.n.A small badger-like creature that lives in the hills of Hertfordshire (Baldock Speak)
1.Ooh arr! Tra'errr? Youest be scop'n that there sloth 'gain Jamie-poo?
2.a) I had a great scroop last night
b) He scrooped the screw in
3.Like what is done derr scroop yeh uh Buwdockk
by jms Feb 1, 2003 share this
4. crustache
a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.
Like my crustache?
by Bizarrett Feb 4, 2003 share this
5. city kitty
n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a local yokel. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.
I saw five city kitties today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.
by fizzle Apr 15, 2004 share this
6. local yokel
n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a city kitty. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.
I saw five local yokels today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.

Pretty soon, local yokels will be able to pull people over for not wearing a seat belt, instead of citing you for it after pulling you over for something else.
by fizzle Apr 15, 2004 share this
7. Yokel
A general term given to any inbred, red-necked hick.
"Some foks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel."
by Ranga McFip Oct 13, 2004 share this
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