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Ryan walsh / cletus

A stupid farmer...
hey ma the rain is here
by ryan walsh May 03, 2005
 
1.
peasant, hick, hayseed
by Larstait November 06, 2003
 
2.
A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.
Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!
by kmewzaz June 17, 2008
 
3.
A general term given to any inbred, red-necked hick.
"Some foks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel."
by Ranga McFip October 13, 2004
 
4.
A bucktoothed,hillbilly, river rat, (slack jawwed yokel)Some1 who was born in tha country and isnt street smart. talks with a goofy southern accent.eats squirell. usually named Cletis(tha slack jawwed yokel) Can be a diss for somebody living in the country.
I heard alabama's full of Yokels up in tha boonies.
by hatabitchsmacka February 05, 2004
 
5.
a rural person = country bumpkin
Some smelly yokel came in and tried to flirt with the cashier.
by Light Joker October 16, 2005
 
6.
A hillbilly being who roast goats and sodomises or auctions of their children to more desperate yokels.Incest a game the whole family can play is enjoyed by the majority of yokels (the other minority dont have kids).
Good kind sir :Sheesh lynchy get off my damn roof
Yokel lynchy: Yall bob ima just guttun these here fine possums of these power poles for mah dinnar.
Good Kind Sir: errr wat
yokel lynchy:yessum sir i duna wanna bea bak iru des a parts arhoy
by Not Ben (luis did it) July 08, 2006
 
7.
a farmer type bum.. often called "Cletus" (Character from The Simpsons)
The Yokel Says, "Hey Ma, The rain is here!"

Ryan W or Cletus is a full dang yokel! dang right!
by ryan walsh May 03, 2005