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2.
To be accosted or snatched up by an individual one has previously pissed off.
That motherfucker stiffed me last week, so when I saw him at the bar he got his ass yoked up.
by JT Hines April 30, 2008
 
1.
muscular person...big traps
dave is yoked up, it actually looks like he's a farm animal and his master has a yoke on his shoulders
by moolee October 24, 2007
 
3.
1. to steal
2. (less common) to inflict injury upon
1. I yoked up them rims from Walmart.
2. Keep actin up and you'll get yoked up.
by ringzhz May 09, 2008