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1. yoked
well muscled; powerfully built.
Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!
by charlie Jan 24, 2003 share this add a video
2. Yoked
Very strong, well built, muscular body
A body builder.
Wow, that guy is fucking yoked!
3. yoked
to be well built; having a high level of muscle definition; ripped; cut; sinewy; etc.
"Aye bro we about fight this fool, you in or wat?"
"HEEEEELLL NO that nigga hella yoked!"
4. Yoked
Originally referring to a strong or large trap muscle between the shoulder and neck. Word originates from the "yoke" that is placed around the neck of oxen. Has now developed into a broad term for hugeness and strength.
"Fuck that guys huge, he has no neck!"
"The guys fucking yoked!"
5. yoked
Excessively over-built musculature.
As in... Christopher Bates.
by MRN Feb 24, 2004 share this add a video
6. Yoked
Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.
1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED
7. yoked
To takeoff in the polevault with a bent top arm then the arm straightens out producing a violent jerk on the shoulder. The term was developed in the state of Oklahoma.
After he grabbed his shoulder in pain Steve knew he had gotten yoked at the takeoff.