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4. yoke
A term commonly used by the inbred farming community in Mid Ulster especially around Magherafelt/Cookstown which refers to a car or basically anything that they cannot describe accurately.
Thon's some yoke.... roughly translates as That is a very nice car you have.
1. yoke
these days in Ireland, a Yoke refers to almost *anything*
"how do you get this feckin yoke to work?" - computer
"pass me that yoke" - pencil
"this yoke is feckin broken!" - DVD player
etc
by A Jan 15, 2005 add a video
2. Yoke
Dublin slang for an Ecstacy tablet.
How much for a yoke?
3. yoke
1. Thing, as in, the yoke over there.

2. Ecstasy tablets
"That fucking thing, the fucking whatchamacallit, the yoke!"

"I took a few yokes and was off me chops for the whole night"

See also off chops
by Andrew Scott Mar 6, 2005 add a video
5. yoke
a tablet of XTC
how much for a yoke
by infoman Jan 7, 2003 add a video
6. yoke
A person who is a joke or of a youthful sense of humor.
Why is Dan Hard in a public place? What a yoke!
7. Yoke
A strong choke-hold as defined by Big L.
Yo, did you hear about that dude who got drunk and got put in a tight yoke and almost died?!
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