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1. yoke
these days in Ireland, a Yoke refers to almost *anything*
"how do you get this feckin yoke to work?" - computer
"pass me that yoke" - pencil
"this yoke is feckin broken!" - DVD player
etc
by A Jan 15, 2005 share this add a video
2. Yoke
Dublin slang for an Ecstacy tablet.
How much for a yoke?
3. yoke
1. Thing, as in, the yoke over there.

2. Ecstasy tablets
"That fucking thing, the fucking whatchamacallit, the yoke!"

"I took a few yokes and was off me chops for the whole night"

See also off chops
4. yoke
a tablet of XTC
how much for a yoke
by infoman Jan 7, 2003 share this add a video
5. Yoke
A strong choke-hold as defined by Big L.
Yo, did you hear about that dude who got drunk and got put in a tight yoke and almost died?!
6. Yoke
It's the same thing as the word 'toke' but with a different first letter.

My friends started doing this when they didn't wanna say the word 'toke' in school with others around just in case.

They also used the works 'poke' to refer to it.
A: "Jhoan, you down to yoke tonight?"

B: "Can we poke inside your house?"
7. yoke
A person who is a joke or of a youthful sense of humor.
Why is Dan Hard in a public place? What a yoke!