A New Age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. They talk about their guru or their vacation at Kripaulu Center for Yoga and Health, Omega Institute, Easlen or other spas catering to New Age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. If a guy is into this, it's likely he's a fag or gay.
A local doctor: "Oh God, I really hate those fuckin' yogaheads. Those twits keep injuring themselves doing poses no one should do. I've talked to the Newage airhead instructor about changing her classes, but she does not give a shit. She must be smokin' something and fuckin' her guru."
by Stoic-from-Boston August 26, 2007