A New Age nutter
who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. They talk about their guru or their vacation at Kripaulu Center for Yoga and Health, Omega Institute, Easlen or other spas catering to New Age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. If a guy is into this, it's likely he's a fag
A local doctor: "Oh God, I really hate those fuckin' yogaheads. Those twit
s keep injuring themselves doing poses no one should do. I've talked to the Newage airhead
instructor about changing her classes, but she does not give a shit. She must be smokin' something and fuckin' her guru."