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Yoda is Miss Piggys and Cermets love child.
Miss piggy: Cermet my love he has your eyes, we should call him Yoda!

Cermit: Gulp....Uhhhhh...He takes after your side of the family
by Emerald-Dawn April 01, 2007
The most bad ass mutha fuckin Jedi Masta, Not master, cuz as we all know Yoda is a tru gangsta. He lives up in the Degoba system and he's under 3 feet tall and can bust yo ass in a blink of an eye.
In the words of Yoda. "Judge me by my size do you?"
by Kyle March 08, 2005
a black man's Toyota
Ya nigga Tommy got a phat-ass Yoda wagon with hammers & a rag top.
by Willy October 08, 2003
the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.
wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.
by bob saget June 21, 2004
My nutsack, bitch! Small, green & hairy with an attitude.
I love it when the girls be playin' with my yoda, rubbin' that shit!

Play with my balls you will. Hmmm. Yes. My yoda you will rub?
by Shogun56 May 04, 2005
a small green piece of yoda(crap).Smells very bad and sits in the toilet.Gets all they ladies.Even the enochs.
Yoda sat in the toilet so i flushed him.He stole my GF and ruined my life.I hate you Yoda.
by joe lee December 28, 2004
puppet who is mentally challenged in speaking.
Speak in third person yoda will.
The force you will use to fly like an egal.
by Jarvid August 31, 2005