look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
8.
A short, green muppet. The most powerful jedi master ever. The coolest jedi master ever.
by Joe Zyborxnik April 28, 2003
 
9.
Another way of greeting someone within the ghetto it mainly means "Hi or Wats upp ! ". This Word is used mainly in Florida but mostly in the south side (Broward,Miami,keys)
yoda myy nigga !
by floridaian954 December 02, 2010
 
10.
The most powerful and wise Jedi master ever. Small and green, seemingly weak, but you just try and attack him. Try! I dare ya! He'll kick your ass before you can say 'Sith'
Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good 900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is.
Those who believe this, die they should.

Yoda=Kick ass.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
by Jedi Master Luna February 01, 2006
 
11.
coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.
Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*
by jh March 14, 2005
 
12.
cousin of kermit the frog but off the botox. both relatively the same age.
kermit decided to go sesame street and then hollywood. the pressure on him to look young in the business made him use botox.
yoda on the other hand, moved to a galaxy far far away. he currently has a gig as a jedi master, using the force. they dont have botox there
by Ronal June 21, 2005
 
13.
The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda
by Steve August 30, 2005
 
14.
Small, green and wrinkled, uses the force to kick serious butt.
by Admiral Justin March 05, 2003