2. A Pharcyde song
Retort - Yo Mama!
2. Yo Mama's soo fat 'how fat is she?'. Yo Mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough, a seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs. The sad fact 'What?!' yo mama smokes crack, she's got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back. Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks!
Do: nigga's eating
LCF: i c
LCF: eating what
Do: u set urself up for this
Do: yo mama
Do: aka steak tenderloin with mashed potatoes and koolaid
Do: oooooo yyyyyyyyeaaaa!!!
LCF: that wuz good
LCF: u have mad skills
2.) yo mama so fat her ass has its own congressman
3.) yo mama so ugly that Triple H Pedigreed himself
4.) yo mama like a target, all them niggas get a shot
5.) yo mama so ugly, i took her to a dog show and she won best in breed.
6.) yo mama has pistolgrip ears and a flat head...for me to put my beer on
7.) yo mama so dark when she step out in the walmart parking lot in the daytime the safety lights come on