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someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'
yeh i think i said it all alrede.
by anonymous June 16, 2004
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yo mommacollege
A lame comeback kids (usually 12-15 years old) use to insult someone
Brandon: Who is that hot woman standing over there?

Zack: Yo momma!

Brandon: LAME!!
by AHHHH!!! June 26, 2011
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The perfect thing 2 say when sum dumb fool asks u a stupid question!!!
did u see that bird: yo momma
by pooopinschloopingooopin July 12, 2004
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Phillip "Au Bon Pain" says this when he refers to something political.
"Who won the Iowa caucus?"
"Yo momma."
by AU BON PAIN January 01, 2008
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your mother, your biological mother, the woman who gave birth to you, the woman who gave you half of your genes
john: hey shonesia mokishia shonlisha! can i have a penny?

shonesia mokishia shonlisha: ok...but dont lose it in yo mommas rolls!!
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hi jonaynay

YO MOMMA!
by da suburban ghettos August 11, 2007
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a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture!!

a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!
shanaynay:"im gonna have sex for money and i will like it then i will buy more fuck buddies".
by mandi June 17, 2004
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A way to spell yo mama that some very odd people tought of.
Sure it's pronounced the same, but it's just not right.
by Ranton February 28, 2005
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