by Ranton February 28, 2005
joe: yo jim, did you see the new movie about...
jim: YO MOMMA!
joe: what the...
jim: YO MOMMA!
joe: dude will you just let me...
jim: YO MOMMA!
joe: douche bag
jim: YO MOMMA!
joe: what the...
jim: YO MOMMA!
joe: dude will you just let me...
jim: YO MOMMA!
joe: douche bag
by dipthongrundown January 19, 2011
a bitch ass mother fucker that masterbaits to your best friends picture!!
a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!
a stupid whore that has sex just for fun and money to buy more fuck buddies!!!
by mandi June 17, 2004
“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.
“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
by A WHITE GUY April 29, 2019
by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003
A crappy TV show on MTV that was hosted by another crappy actor. This show was about "battling" people (from other neighborhoods) with their stupid jokes about each others moms and other dumb crap to win prizes. MTV thought this show as so cool it made them feel smart.
Also a way to start off a joke.
Also a way to start off a joke.
Guy 1: Yo MOMMA loves Wonka Nerds so much, I told her I was a nerd and she started sucking me!
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD
by Uncle Jay July 30, 2006
1)The target of many insults. Whoever this "Yo Momma" person is, she must be one fat, ugly slut. Sounds like an Asian name.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
2)The answer to any question. It means everything.
1)
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Yo Momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said 'to be continued'!"
Guy2: "Who's 'Yo Momma'? Sounds Asian."
Guy1: "........."
2)
Teacher: "Billy, can you tell us what you did last weekend?"
Billy: "Yo Momma."
Guy1: "Hey, what's that gunk all over the floor?"
Guy2: "Yo Momma."
Man: "I have searched for years, and finally found you. They said you knew the answer to the great question...Why?"
Wise man on the mountain: "Yo Momma."
by Mbleh October 9, 2007