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a retort that is used alot at my school. it should have died out awhile ago but no.it stood firm. it is usually a shitty retort because the person cant think of a fucking thing.
yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the table it said to be continued!

yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book!

yo mommas so fat when she fell off the bed she fell ouff both sides!!! looks somewhat like this. _I^I_ ( the ^ being the bed. i really suck at shit like that.)
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God awful show on MTV in which brainless gits try to insult eachother. Wilmer Valderrama hosts.
"Have you seen Yo Momma?"
"Yeah, I think I lost 50 IQ points."

"Wilmer Valderrama just lost all of his cool points because he's on this stupid show."
by Kim Dr May 14, 2006
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Funny jokes when someone tries to insult someone else by insulting their mother.
Yo momma is so stupid... when she became a bank robber, she held up the ATM machine at gunpoint.
by lunar shadows August 26, 2004
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Someone who is so fat that she has two area codes.
Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her and got lost.
by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
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A random thing to shout when bored.
Dude: I'm bored.
Other Dude: So?
Dude: Yo momma!
by bobauly April 01, 2008
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Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.
Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish."

Joe: "Yo momma."
by Saeed aka Armorking July 30, 2005
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your mom, insult overused in the common highschool, middleschool, and any such place where kids are found
Kid 1 - What'd we do yesterday?
Kid 2 - Yo momma, it was very good, I strongly recommend it
Kid 3 - *falls over laughing*

(Yes, this is a real example i heard in one of my classes last week)
by Pyrolonewolf February 29, 2008
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