The butt of all lame jokes.
Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!

Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...

Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!

Person2:...
by hanes July 20, 2005
A word used to mostly insult people, also used for jokes, and used by mainly the black and "wigger" community.
COP: Sir, can I check your car for drugs?
BLACK GUY: YO MAMA!
COP: You're under arrest for verbal assault.......
by BeachBum March 11, 2004
1. A response to somebody after them shouting abuse at you.

2. A Pharcyde song
1. Abuse - Sup fool, yo you's a faggot ass bitch!
Retort - Yo Mama!

2. Yo Mama's soo fat 'how fat is she?'. Yo Mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough, a seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs. The sad fact 'What?!' yo mama smokes crack, she's got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back. Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks!
by A Whyte February 20, 2004
Your mother; used when one usually wants to insult you in the highest manner
I slept with yo mama last night. Your dad also wanted some, but IUNAFUKNKILLSOMPEOPLE was a homo, so he did your dad instead.
by Miggy12 December 23, 2003
an insult for some reason
yomama is fat
by hehe October 26, 2003
The standard response when somebody says something that could be offensive to their mama. The total number of comebacks to a yo mama joke are two, "that's what she said" and "of course she would." If someone came up with more than two, then the universe would explode cause yo mama so fat.
The Following is an actual conversation, the names have been changed to protect and serve yo mama.

LCF: nigga
Do: nigga's eating
LCF: i c
LCF: eating what
Do: u set urself up for this
Do: ...
Do: yo mama
Do: aka steak tenderloin with mashed potatoes and koolaid
Do: oooooo yyyyyyyyeaaaa!!!
LCF: that wuz good
LCF: u have mad skills
by donutey May 06, 2006
the target of many an uneducated moron's only comeback to an insult
1.) yo mama's teeth so messed up, when she smile her mouth look like it throwin up gang signs.

2.) yo mama so fat her ass has its own congressman

3.) yo mama so ugly that Triple H Pedigreed himself

4.) yo mama like a target, all them niggas get a shot

5.) yo mama so ugly, i took her to a dog show and she won best in breed.

6.) yo mama has pistolgrip ears and a flat head...for me to put my beer on

7.) yo mama so dark when she step out in the walmart parking lot in the daytime the safety lights come on
by C-Note and P-Unit February 16, 2006

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