That fat smelly bitch who cooks me dinner and licks my ass...
Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"

Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."

Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
The person who keeps calling me
Yo, man, yo mama needs to stop calling me. I'm runnin' out of minutes on my cell phone.
by CDG January 22, 2004
Yo mamas so ugly she owes my dog fuck money.
Yo mama's like a drug store, open 24hrs a day.
by Pikey Tom November 19, 2003
Your mother;Defense against insult, as in
Dave: You're a cocksucker! Connick: Yo mama!
by yoh mahmah March 04, 2003
Yo mama= a sexy thing to add after EVERY phrase!
"josh: you are so gay!"
"scott: no yo mama is so gay in bed!"
by BUTTERNIPPLE June 22, 2007
Joke Time: If I had half-a-penny for every brain cell that yo mama didn't have, I'd be richer than Bill Gates!
"FUCK YO MAMA!"......then fifty other niggas said "WE ALREADY DID!!!" DAMN!
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004
A typical insult that dates back to around the 90s. Usually stupid and demeaning.
Actual example: Yo mama so (BLANK) she (BLANKITY-BLANK)
by Matt November 10, 2003

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