| 1. | yo-vag | ||
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You don't want that uncomfortable feeling of a yeast infection while hunting for easter eggs, do you?? Well, we have the best solution ever to get rid of your yeast infection, or even WORSE a yeaster on the upcoming easter! It's called a yo-vag (abbreviated for yogurt-vagina) and is when yogurt is applied to the vag to fight yeasters. Studies show that applying live-culture yogurt to the vagina will actually fight your yeaster on easter. So don't waste anytime and make sure you get a yo-vag when you have your next yeaster, even if it isn't on easter. "Oh snap, i don't want a yeaster on friggin easter Connor! How am i supposed to go easter egg hunting with this bitchin' itchin'?!" -Skylar
"Duhhh, you know the solution... get a YO-VAG...works every time!"-Connor |
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| 2. | yo-vag | ||
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The condition of the vagina after the application of yogurt to fight yeast infection: abbreviation. Despite argument, it was verified by an OBGYN that applying live-culture yogurt to the inside of a vagina helps fight vaginal yeast infection, but does cause a yo-vag. In the ensuing holy weeks before Easter, Connor reminded Skylar, "Don't get a yeaster on Easter, get a yo-vag!"
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| 3. | vag tackler | ||
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One who tackles vag's on a daily basis rather violently. Once the vag is spotted, a man is to immediately tackle it. This will earn you the title "vag tackler". Fat chick: *has vag in open sight*
Vag tackler: I refuse to tackle yo' vag bitch nigga |
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| 4. | Vag bag | ||
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When a female leaves a camel-toe imprint on yo fo-head! (the female version of a tea-bag) he felt a warm wetness- and a blinding flash jerked him awake in time to realize he just got his picture taken with a vag bag... just then he understood the importance of not passing out first at parties...
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| 5. | vag pat | ||
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noun A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning. Often used by douche bags who fake tan. -"Yo, did you just see that guy vag pat his girlfriend?!"
-"I bet they only do anal." |
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| 6. | Vag | ||
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Another word for pee! The word pee came from "penis" so another word that means to urinate is vag. yo, immma go vag
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| 7. | side vag | ||
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An alternate vag option. Some will have many side vages whilst others may have none. Yo Tony, I'm tired of my primary vag, but I'm so throat deep in side vag I don't know which one to pound.
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