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a really old, yet still pretty funny excuse, for not wanting to talk to anyone.
joe: yo jim, did you see the new movie about...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: what the...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: dude will you just let me...

jim: YO MOMMA!

joe: douche bag
by dipthongrundown January 18, 2011
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Bitch who just can't mind her own damn business
"Man, yo mothafuckin momma can't seem to mind her own business"
by Irbyn's Daddy. June 11, 2003
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Yo momma sucks a whole lotta cock.
by Kaloth January 25, 2003
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a muscular manly, tomboyish girl who loves/or is in multiple sports. has many boy friends more than girls and has lebian tendencies.
Yo! You see that girl in sweats right thur? She a yo momma!
by miwizizpimp October 13, 2007
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These two words can be used in many ways, like insulting or talking about someone's mother. Of course, the things people joke about are entirely inappropriate, usually. Sometimes they aren't too bad.
Jeff-Hey, Joe!
Joe-Yus, Jeff? What's up?
Jeff- YO MOMMA IS WHAT'S UP!
Joe-That didn't make any sense.
Jeff-YO MOMMA DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Joe-Man, seriously?
Jeff-Yo momma, seriously?
Joe-This is too hard to deal with. You're a big idiot.
Jeff-YO MOMMA IS BIG!
by WJMack June 26, 2015
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A answer to any question someone doesnt know the answer to
Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*
by Liam=] May 04, 2009
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the subject of most jokes
yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go!
by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010
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