| 1. | yo mamma | ||
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The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes. *Out of nowhere* 7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED. HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER! 7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF! HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass. 7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS. 7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun* |
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| 2. | Yo mamma | ||
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It is an overly used gay joke that disses someones mom. Came from the show Yo Mamma Yo mamma is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail.
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale. Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show. |
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| 3. | Joe Mamma | ||
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Example:
Mark: "I just had sex with Joe" Casey: "Joe who?" Mark: "Joe Mamma!" |
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| 4. | crunk | ||
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1 adj. a compination of the words crazy and funk, fly, dope, cool
2 v. to pull a prank, to joke someone 1 Check these fly dance moves, I'm about to get it crunk.
2 He said yo mamma, you just got crunked. |
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| 5. | Angie Daddy | ||
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A joke phrase used as a follow-up to "Joe Mama". This makes the victim of the joke feel even more insulted if they fall for it twice. Similar in execution to the "Deez Nuts" type of joke. John: "Hey, someone was looking for you while you were gone."
Mike: "Yeah, who?" John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!! Mike: "Aw, fuck you man." John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you." Mike: "Who?" John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass! Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!" |
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| 6. | hdu | ||
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Text shorthand for "how dare you". Person 1: "Yo mamma is fat."
Person 2: "HDU make a lame 'yo mamma' joke" |
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| 7. | Crikits Frogs | ||
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when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises
LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.
PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!! |
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