2) The Himalayan version of big foot
3) A tall, big and hairy human (applies to both male and female)
2) A footprint from a Yeti was believed to have been found
3) "Was the yeti that walked in behind us a guy or a girl?"
"I couldn't tell, man"
Jim: i know man i'm gunna throw up
Roy: o shit shes coming over here
Jim: ah! fuck, i just got hit with a shit nugget
Roy: OMG!! run for your life
Girl 1: DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN STTTTTRRAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTT
Yeti: YOU'RE GONNNNNA GET YOUR WHITE SHIT FUCKED UP!
Everyone else on the bus: BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GHETTO!