yesternow 

1. adv. indicating extreme urgency to respond to an immediate need that the speaker has most often been recently made aware of, although it may also refer to a need that, while the speaker has had a prolonged cognizance of, the relief of which would require the briefest of intervention by another party or minimal rectification by an object (i.e. a urinal). A portmanteau of ' yesterday' and 'now' with the component , 'yesterday,' referencing its colloquial usage as an adverb to indicate urgency to resolve a prolonged process; and 'now' to transmute the adverbial to impart a more immediate, impulsive need.

I just got the craziest craving for sugar. I need candy like yesternow.

yesternow by street grammar master November 10, 2015

Yestertoday 

The technical yesterday when you haven't gone to sleep yet. When it's two am, you'd count the evening as part of today since you haven't gone to sleep yet. But you can't do this because it's technically a new day. So yesterday becomes yestertoday until you go to sleep or pass out.

4am at a kebab shop: "I just heard about this place from a friend yestertoday!"

Yestertoday by Solarion January 25, 2010

yesterway 

A word drunk will made up because he is drunk

YESTERWAY IS A WORD - Will

yesterway by Snucat July 27, 2022