Westerbation

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner

Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.

Westerbation by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014

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Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

Festerbation by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020

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yesterbating

Masturbating someone else yesterday/the day before.

Also can be used as yesterbated and yesterbate

ex:
Dimond-"damn, my arm hurts from yesterbating that trucker"
Pimp daddy- "Well, bitch, you gotta 'nother comin' a quarter till. Here's some vicodin"
Dimond- "Daddy, you treat me so good."

ex:
Jim-"I wish I had someone to yesterbate me too."
Tommy-"Don't worry the prom is coming up soon!"

yesterbating by La8erB8er December 18, 2013

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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