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Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.
Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!
Related Words

yesterbae 

Another term for an ex you dated recently or in the near past.
When you see your ex in public and you say to your friends, look that's "yesterbae"!

yesterdate 

Define: Yesterdate: Yesterday's date.
alt: Yesterdat

sometimes mistaken for a typo of yesterday, as t and y on a standard english keyboard are adjacent.
there are no known useful uses for the word yesterdate.
yesterdate by Mega-diddy kong January 6, 2008

Yesterbate

A verb that describes the act of masterbating on the day previous to the current date.
Nic: Did you yesterbate?

Dylan: Nah, but I did it this morning.

Nic: High five!
Yesterbate by Nic-To-The-K November 9, 2011

yesterbate

Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."
Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.
yesterbate by Detective Mittens April 19, 2009

yesterbate

To excessively whine about what could have been done in the past.
"Man, I never should have worn crocs in my dick pic," yesterbated Bret during halftime of his pickup football game.
yesterbate by fuzzysummer June 13, 2014