Mostly old people from up north who flock to Florida every winter just to clog up roads with way too many people, Adding horrible driving to the already ghastly driving of most Floridians. They also make it impossible to spend less than 45 min. in Wal-Mart. While the locals are wearing 5 different layers during the 2 weeks of winter, those assholes are walking around in shorts commenting on how very warm it is. On occasion some of the younger ones bring down some killer kine bud. They also call soda, pop.

Myspace is the most pathetic yet common excuse to scream to the whole world, hey look how cute, sexy, funny, adorable, fill in blank here that I can be. People who have myspace justify their reasoning to the more knowledgable people in the world who don't have myspace by claiming that they: a) Have it just to keep in touch b) All their friends have it c) To stay updated on their bands. The list of fake excuses goes on and on, such as boredom, but basically the truth is that myspace users become self proclaimed internet celebrities. Big deal that you whored yourself and begged others to do so for you so that you could gain 5000 internet buddies who are all people you don't know from different states and you never talk to. But of course, it makes you look more popular right? And everybody knows the popular people own some unnamed right to declare themselves better than anyone who they don't think is as pretty or popular as themself. Now that you're a part of this demographic, you must understand that you have to take 50 pictures all from a variety of angles, as well as different lighting and outfits, then pick the best 3 to post on your page. Remember,

Neopets. I'm sure you see it EVERYWHERE now. On TV commercials, in stores, on people flippin SHIRTS!

Neopets was, at one time, a FUN site. I'll admit it still is a bit fun but what do you get in the long run. A bunch of pixels you wasted days and days, even YEARS on?

Many, many, MANY years ago Neo was a site run by caring people who actually took notice of users and got to know them. The mods were nice and understanding, I remember even being FRIENDS with some mods!

That all changed though. Little by little Adam and Donna sold out. Finally, in June of 2005 they sold themselves to Viacom. The users might have well sold their souls to the devil.

Ads popped up EVERYWHERE. Now, it is worse than EVER before. There's an ad on the bottom of the screen, on the top of the screen and on BOTH sides of the screen. You can go to a page and a ad will pop up on your screen.

The rules also became SUPER SUPER SUPERRRR strict. Before you could at least say Damn! and What the Hell! or That Sucks. But NOOOOOO you say suck and your frozen. And what gets to me is that dating and religion and swearing is STRICTLY prohibited but there are ads for Eharmony and things saying WHAT THE HELL and ads for buying a limited edition bible! WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THAT???

And the NC MALL. More like Viacoms Money Maker Central. People actually PAY for fake money to use on pixels so your neopet can look like a fruitcake! Yay!

Yes people ACTUALLY USE IT. They waste money on this crap. And then Viacom freez...

HAHAHA this websit is the BEST!! I do go to Unionville and it seems like EVERYTHING I just saw is 100% TRUE! The freshman that come in want to be more slutty then the last bunch. But to everyone that says that your a "Unionville Girl" if you go shopping at, Hollister, Victorias Secret, Abercrombie, Forever 21, American Eagle, ect. excuse me, but I do believe the girls from Avon Grove and Kennett and a LOT of other schools ALSO shop there... are they all sluts also?...I dont think so. Just becuase you go shopping somewhere, that DOESNT make you a slut. I think all you people need to take a GOOD look at Unionville and the girls, not all of them wear thongs hanging out of there jeans. Yes, some do... but I dont think that they do it so guys look at them. I sure as hell dont! There are a LOT of people in Unionville who like to show off there money in cars and clothes, but you know what... one day mommy and daddy arent going to be there, and they will have to grow up, finally. I personally hate going to Unionville, I do wish that I went to a school where there are more then white people walking down the halls everyday. If you want to talk about one SLUT in Unionville how about you pull the name BROOKE out of a hat. I believe everyone knows who I'm talking about.

Something that people need to understand. Seriously. Religion is a faith that people have, whether it be a person, a object, or for fuck's sake, even a damn plant! People don't seem to realize that no matter what kind of Religion we have, we need to learn to accept each other. The Westboro Baptist Church and Scientology are exceptions. Hate on them as much as you want. Scientology sucks ass because you have to pay for elightenment. And the Westboro Baptist Church are just dickwads for bashing on gays, which is a sin to their own religion! People who say that "OMFGZZZZ CHRISTIAN'S DAMN ANYONE WHO HAZZ SEX TO HELL!!!!11111ONEONE1111!!!" Grow a fucking boner. Do you even know the saying "Love the sinner, Hate The Sin?". Hell, I'm an atheist, yet I respect Christians, Jehovah Witnesses, Muslims, Satanists, Everything! ...Except for Scientology...And Westboro Baptist that go to the Westboro Baptist Church...

Alternatively spelled Al-Key’blar, and predominantly spelled Al Keebler by most Americans. The elven translation of Al-Kaebla is ‘the Base’. Technically speaking, Robin Cook, the former British Foreign Secretary from 1997-2001, explained Al-Kaebla literally means ‘the database’. It was the computer file of the thousands of mujahideen who were recruited and trained by the CIA to defeat the Soviet Union during the 1980’s.

Famous Al-Kaebla members include: Fast Eddie, who wrapped the products; Sam, the peanut butter baker; Buckets, who threw fudge on the cookies (too much, some criticize); and Osama bin Cookie Monster, who besides eating lots of cookies, is resurrected by the Media when the US Government needs to scare the American people into submission.

The well-known Elvelamist group, created by Zbigniew Kazimierz Brzezinski, when he was the United States National Security Advisor to President Jimmy Carter from 1977 to 1981, was and still is a valuable CIA asset, has attacked civilian and military targets in various countries, the most notable being the September 11th attacks in 2001. The official story told by the AmeriKan Government and repeated without error by the Mainstream Media is: nineteen Elvelamist Al-Keeblers fled their massive network of trees in the deep dark mountains of Afghanistan to highjack four AmeriKan Airliners with Al-Fudge Sandwich Cookies, escaping AmeriKa’s trillion dollar defense system for hours to hit three of four of their targets - World Tra...

The people that every child hates, whether they say so or not. The only ways of escaping them include dying, turning 18 and buying a house, or simply running away. The last one is not reccommened.

-CHARACTER TRAITS & HABITS:-

• They think that they know everything about you, including your food, music, movie, personality, and sexual preference. Once again, they're always right, even when you're obviously nothing like what they say.

• They believe that they reserve the right to automatically win any arguement of their choosing. When the far greater majority believes the oppsosite of what they say, but is comprised if children, the parent/s can automatically win and end the argument by saying "ENOUGH!" or "too bad", and nothing else can be said about it without serious risk of getting grounded or being ranted at/dismembered. This goes for anything else they say as well.

• They will often embarass you in front of your friends. The parent/s will often claim that they "forgot" or they "won't do it again", despite the fact that even they know that that isn't true. Every person has at least one story of this.

• Nearly every father will attempt to crack a wisey/pun/obviously crappy joke to your friends...