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1) Uses of the yellow pages;
Finding dominatrixes Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss Destroying your enemies Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies and many, many more 2) Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!" |
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The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing. The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.
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When a woman has a vagina that is so saggy that it resembles worn out yellow pages from a public telephone booth. She was hot, but when I went down on her, I thought I was in a phone booth, lookin at the yellow pages.
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