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Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake. Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.
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| 2. | redneck sledding | ||
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redneck sledding: the act of using cardboard to slide down hills (usually at overpasses) in the absence of snow.
Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW! Hey Bubba, after you finish skinning that armadillo, let's take the box your above-ground pool came in and head to the overpass for some redneck sledding!
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| 3. | git-r-dunner | ||
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A blue collar person; a redneck. YEEE-HAW!!! Get me a Coors Lite, ma, cause that ATV ridin' has made this git-r-dunner tired!
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| 4. | Paducah | ||
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A town in western Kentucky with a population of 26,000+ at the 2000 census. Paducah spans from exit 16 to exit 3 on Interstate 24. The notable sections of the town are as follows:
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Exit 4: A vast collection of redundant service-based establishments. Fast food and retail chains stretch for as far as the eye can see. Exit 3: Possibly the only redeeming establishment in the entire place, Waffle Hut. Downtown: A somewhat renovated array of historic buildings frequented by Paducah’s most annoying cross-section of residents. Here you’ll find a good number of delusional men and women who are under the impression that they’re affluent and have good taste. Downtown is mostly known for its propagation of an “artsy” image onto the naïve minds of would-be tourists who honestly believe they’ll find Paris’s Latin quarter in western KY. High priced restaurants abound and generally pull in a decent profit margin thanks to restless suburbanites who enjoy feeling refined. Downtown also houses a newly renovated district called lowertown. Once a trashy area known for its crime rate, the versed and cultured Paducans have now traded their modern weapons for modern art. Sologans include, “Paducah: Art, Rhythm, and Rivers” and “Lowertown: Still All of the Pain in the Ass, Now With Added Pretense.” In Paducah’s defense, the town does have a symphony orchestra, and the downtown district recently constructed new performing arts center. Unfortunately, these establishments are somewh... |
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| 5. | Exciterdment | ||
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To be so excited you start to talk and act retarded Me: ready for the concert?
Friend: OMFG!!!! DUDE IM SO FUCKING EXCITED ITS LIKE smfdsdgh dfsghdsfhdfnhdsghsfdh shgfdhdgjfxh 22in my head Me: someones become exciterdment |
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| 6. | Marjorine | ||
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Marjorine is a very hot girl who deserves everyone adoring her, she loves My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic and loves to hug kittens. She is also a normal highschooler by day then by night she is a ghetto princess.Her faithful lacky Lucas and brony is ALWAYS super nice to her and way cooler than him.
Any Marjorines have that effect on people expecially Lucass. Dude1:HEY MY NEW GIRLFRIEND IS SMOKIN!
Dude2:NAWWW. SHE AIN'T A MARJORINE. DUDE 3:YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.I WANT TO TAP A MARJORINE.YEEE-HAW! |
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| 7. | Phone Rodeo | ||
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When someone leaves you a voicemail and you call them back and are forced to leave them a voicemail as well. Different than phone tag, this is phone rodeo. Yeee-haw! Hi, this is Natasha returning your call. I guess we're playing phone...uh...phone rodeo. Give me a call when you get this. Thanks!
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