13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.

12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube

13 year old by Preinstallable November 2, 2020

12 year old 

Old enough to join the military in Iraq.

Iraq government: Hey how old are you
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone

12 year old by Whyey April 12, 2021

13 year old

An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary

I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition

“You know jamie”
“the 13 year old that is obsessed with urban dictionary”

13 year old by bitch lasagna March 10, 2019

19 Year Old 

The offical term for a Pewdiepie subscriber as of November 20, 2019. Officially declared in the video “Morgz is CANCELLED”.

Pewdiepie: You are no longer 9 year olds, now your all 19 year olds.

19 Year Old by TheRealJorden December 8, 2019

12 year old 

a kid that is waiting for their 13 birthday to come so that older teens won’t be able pick on them anymore for their age on the internet. sometimes these 12 year old CAN be a hardcore show-it-off to teenagers OR they can be really chill. since they are close to their teenaged lives, they have a sense of matureness most times.

person 1: “hey is that jaquelin?”
person 2: “yeah but isn’t she a 12 year old?”
person 1: “yeah so? she’s pretty chill”
person 2: “you right.”

12 year old by smhhh.arcely April 14, 2020

edgy 12 year old 

A 12 year old who does dumb stuff not knowing how dumb it looks.

The edgy 12 year old was acting like Naruto and didn't realize they were embarrassing themselves.

edgy 12 year old by Naruto Kakashi May 8, 2017

1 year old 

A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.

Are either cute af or just stupid.

Example : we were all 1 year old s.

1 year old by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020