| 162. | Meh-tastic | ||
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Adj. Bland, boring, or failing to produce expected exciting results. Synonymous with anti-climactic. Often used in sarcasm. "Dude, I heard Halle Berry gets buck naked in that movie"
"Yeah, saw it. Meh-tastic. Kinda made me want to brush my teeth." |
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| 163. | DTR | ||
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Down To Rim. To determine whether or not a said party would be willing to engage in rimming another individual. Dude, Bitch looks like shes a FREAK!!
Yeah man, 20 buck's says she's DTR. |
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| 164. | creevin | ||
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alternate spelling (corrivin) V. (to creev) N. (Creev.) 1. Telling people that you are going to do something and then not answering or returning phone calls or contact attempts until at least the next day. 2. Hypocritically complaining about others acting a certain way (particularly those who are in romantic relationships) then when put in the same situation acting exactly the same way. 3. Speaking in a tough-guy manner while using an exorbitant amount of hand gestures and awkward pauses to amplify your point. 4. At any time wearing a bright orange winter jacket and super warm stocking cap w/ sweatpants in temperatures up to but not exceeding 75 degrees to any sort of occasion. 5. Making outrageous claims about yourself or members of your family accomplishing feats that may or may not be true and cannot really be proven. Exaggerating to a point that only you really believe 6. Constantly acting like super tough guy badass to male friends then suddenly becoming a goobing pussy douche when talking to girlfriend/love interest/ girls. Over the top softening of voice and unconventional excessive pet naming are characteristic of the creev. 1. (voicemail) Dude seriously, I thought we were meeting at 10, what are you fucking creevin on me?.
2. Dude, Joe is seriously pussy whipped, I can't even get ahold of him and he used to bitch at me constantly for not hanging out when I was with Mellissa. I never thought he would act like such a creev. 3. Joe: (with exorbitant hand motions and awkward pauses) Look BRA. When you Date A chic. As hot as Nikki. Maybe You'll fucking Get It dude. Im trying To Get Fucking Laid Tonight... bra. Alex: Dude you are creevin hardcore right now. 4. self explanatory 5. Dave: Dude check out this 10 point buck that I shot on vacation. Jim: Not bad bro. But when I was like 4 I stalked a 24 pointer and killed it with my knife. Also did I tell you that my great great grandfather invented buck hunting? Dave: Dude don't be fucking creevin on me like that. Not cool 6. Joe: Hey man did you make up with John yet? Paul: Dude Fuck that faggot He's a pussy i'll beat his ass if I ever see him again. Because I'm super tough. (phone rings) Oh hey baby boopy I'm just hanging out with Joe, Yeah you know I love you right? who's my smoochie smoo... Joe: Good lord you're too creev for words. |
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| 165. | Artist | ||
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Hipster definition of a bum. Usually drop outs or community college specials around the age of 19-20. Matt: Can I bum a stoag?
Jeff: Yeah, for a buck, its 9 bucks a pack dude. Matt: I'm short man, I haven't gotten payed yet. Jeff: That's because you're a fucking bum who doesn't look for work Matt: No, I'm an artist, my paintings just haven't taken off yet and my band's been too busy to record. Jeff: Oh. Well in that case, go fuck yourself. |
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| 166. | Colon Karma | ||
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The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later. Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.
Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later. |
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| 167. | Hobowhore | ||
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A hobo/tramp/bum who provides his or her body for sexual intercourse in return to money, which is then used to buy more booze and/or drugs like krok or methamphetamine. Hobowhores are usually heavily abused during sex, which might include beating, strangulation, bitch-slapping, genital mutilation and in an extreme case stabbing to death with a knife after cumming in the hobos anus. Thus, most sexual intercourses with hobos can be referred to as "rape". Hobowhores are the main distributors of sexual transmitted diseases (STD). Girl: So you just wanna leave me because I'm not into having sex tonight?
Dude 1: Yeah, you stupid cunt! I'll better get laid tonight with this hobowhore over there. One fuck, one buck. Girl: you disgusting asshole! |
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| 168. | Squiddy | ||
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To get rowdy, loud, weird, creepy, twisted, demented, rambunctious or wild in a party like atmosphere. Trent Bulldozer: you weirdos lookin to get giddy Squiddy tonight at the Dub h?
Buck Studley: yuup! Getting 100% buzzed. Bobby Salters: did you see how squiddy it got at the bar? Bruce Gruesome: yeah, I was bartending you cadberries! |
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