| 995. | shepherdess | ||
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A woman who maintains a large flock of men. Lots of different men are attracted to her and follow her around like sheep. Leela: That boy over there is staring at Jade.
Maryann: Oh really. Well who doesn't like her? I mean, everywhere we go, at least 1 guy approaches her. Leela: I know, she is a total shepherdess. Maryann: Yeah, and she's in denial. Leela and Maryann: Haha. |
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| 996. | Night At The Roxbury | ||
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One of the best movies ever. Two brothers, Doug and Steve Boutabi, try to get into a new club called the Roxbury, and fail, until they meet someone who can get them in. Hiliarious, was a clip from Saturday Night Live, and they made it into a movie without Jim Carrey. Night at the roxbury is one of the funniest movies ever.
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"I WAS LIKE EMILLIOOOOO!" "YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR CAR, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR KEYS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR DREAMS!" "YEAH CAUSE WE'RE LIKE SLEEPING WHEN WE HAVE THEM!" "sup sup sup sup sup" "STEVE" "I'm sorry it's hottie overload in here." "Take it slow." "OK 1,2,3, Sup? 234 Sup?" "BOOOOOOOP BOUPPPPP BOOOOP BOUUUPPPP." "what are you doing?" "that's an ambulence, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart" "is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pantssssaaahh!" "STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS" "IT'S NOT A TOY IT'S A CLUB WITH A JUNGLE THEME!" "YOU'RE A JUNGLE THEME!!!!!" "Dewy, did you just grab my ass?" "Sir from where I'm standing, it's a physical impossibility" "I know your tricks Dewy" "ROXBURY, ROXBURY ROX- Hey whats up, you from outta town? you wanna little bit of this? HOW ABOUT SUMMA THAT!?" "I'm sorry, I have trouble hearing things so low to the ground!" "stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes." |
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| 997. | Strawberries and Cream | ||
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After having sexed your partner, you remove from whatever orifice you were penetrating and cream on some strawberries. Then, your partner eats the treat. Man: Oh yeah.
Woman: yeah, right there. Man: oh, thats nice. Woman: you are so good. Man: I know. Hold on a second. Oh yeah, oh yeah, here I come, get the strawberries. Woman: What? *Man Creams the Strawberries. Man: Eat that. Strawberries and Cream. Eat that. |
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| 998. | uhh, get some! | ||
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exclamation yelled when something good happens,uhh is pronounced with almost a "n" sound more like ungh, which is to mean "hell yeah" not to be mistaken with uh, meaning "that's some bull shit" nate:that's some hype beats and bad ass marching
becky: UHH, GET SOME! |
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| 999. | waldwick | ||
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A painfully small town of mostly white people and hispanics, where nothing ever happens...EVER. You will frequently see groups of teenagers walking around, hanging by the turf, walgreens, and 7-11 because there is nothing better to do.
Main attractions: Matthews- the only place that anyone ever stops at when passing through Waldwick. El Rodeo- No comment The donkey with a missing ear- Statue near the condos that burnt down once. Ex 1:"Hey, Let's go to waldwick"
"Where the hell is that?" Ex 2: "Oh, let's go to Matthews!" "I love that place, where is it again?" "Between Allendale and Ho Ho kus." Ex 3: "I heard there was a nightclub underneath el Rodeo!" |
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| 1000. | Colgate University | ||
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One of the top liberal arts colleges in the nation, Colgate University is home to some of the brightest and best young men and women, who hail from a variety of states and countries. Colgate, or 'Gate, as it is affectionately called by the student body, sports Division 1 athletic teams and a famously lively party scene. It has very little affiliation with the toothpaste brand, and anyone who makes what he or she thinks is a witty and original quip regarding the shared name should light his or her self on fire and jump out of a window for being so mindless...and go back to Hamilton College, the ugly cousin of Colgate. "So, where are you going to college?"
"Colgate University." "Oh, I didn't know you were so interested in toothpaste! Do you want to be a dentist?" "Oh, that's really original you dumb shit. Excuse me while I graduate from one of the best schools in the country. Why don't you go back to Bucknell, get drunk, and fuck your sister. Asshole. Oh yeah, and Cornell can suck my dick." |
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