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Protective head gear worn by honorary jews <a jew ponders>
"Should i wear my yarmulke under my baseball hat or over it" |
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A small cloth circle worn on the head by orthodox jews (only men, usually) as sort of a way to show respect and reverence to their God and let everyone else around them know that they are orthodox jews Put on your yarmulke before you go into temple
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A beanie worn by Jewish men to protect their souls from being stolen by Catholics. Yarmulke is a tin foil hat, only it works against other religions, not the government.
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| 3. | yarmulke | ||
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the most magical thing in the world. jews r the luckiest people on earth. they always have magic upon they're head!! they come in many colors. n many fabrics. they rockkkk! every1 envies the yarmulke wearers... guy 1- "omg look! yarmulkes!"
guy 2- "those people r sooo lucky" guy 1- "hey they're gettin on the roller coaster with the yarmulkes on. won't they fly off?" guy 2- "haha nooo way. i saw them go SWIMMING with the yarmulkes earlier" guy 1- "they didn't go underwater tho, riiiight?" guy 2- "OF COURSE!!! yarmulkes r not clipped on or glued. they r held on by sumthing much stronger..." guy 1- "and whats that?" guy 2- "magic..." |
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When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he pulls out right before ejaculation, grabs a yarmulke and ejaculates into it, and then puts it on her head. That shit will never fall off during services. Dude, my girl and I tried out the yarmulke at Beth El, she wore my yarmulke the rest of Shabbat.
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