| 1. | Yard Stick | ||
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A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life. Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question" Friend: "OMG such a retard haha" Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!" Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!" |
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| 2. | To "yard sale" your pouch | ||
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the act of dumping everything from your tool pouch or bag while climbing to, or working at heights. while climbing on a house, building, scaffolding, ladder, etc... you dump the entire contents of your fully loaded tool pouch/bag onto the ground.
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| 3. | yard work | ||
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Sex. Usually in public, but it can be a tool shed if you're a pussy and scared of getting caught. I was doing yard work the other day and her father saw me!
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| 4. | xfake edgex | ||
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A girl/boy who pretends not to do drugs, smoke, drink alcohol, or fuck everyone in sight to seem cool. Mainly is a scene kid who transformed into a 'hxc' kid since they realized the scene trend is over. They hangout in malls, skate in public places and hangout in downtown areas. (Ex: Clematis, Rays Downtown Blues, The Underground, Backbooth, Backbone, Revolution, Dogpound, Culture Room, or Talent Farm) They listen to Minor Threat, Youth of Today, Over My Dead Body, Ten Yard Fight. Drinks beer one night and decides to be edge the next night since they're "finally growing up". They also support the local scene and spread a positive message since '06. They also enjoy organzing kick ass local shows if they get out of their AA class early enough, shhhh! xRebeccax is a 15 year old xfake edgex, true till 21!
"Sean is straight edge: Going to see xbishopx tonightz! going to wear my xbishopx hoodie so I look like a fuckin tool! NEWJACK4L~~~~~**" "xIWILLNOTBACKDOWNx: shit, who the fuck is low cool?" |
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| 5. | Garage Mahal | ||
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A male urban refuge. A Garage designed as a tribute to the handyman. A big ass garage. Whenever I need the right tool for the job, I just head over to the neighbours Garage Mahal.
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| 6. | charf | ||
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human vomit resulting from severe intoxication and/or overeating, and deposited on the lawn. The most effective tool used to clean up charf is a hose. Alternately, the depositer of the charf may elect to spread the charf, thereby hiding it from the owner of the lawn, by using a rake, known as a charf rake. Scott, I'm so sorry, but I got a little crazy last night at your party, stumbled out into the yard and, long story short, I need to know where you keep your charf rake.
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| 7. | charf | ||
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human vomit resulting from severe intoxication and/or overeating, and deposited on the lawn. The most effective tool used to clean up charf is a hose. Alternately, the depositer of the charf may elect to spread the charf, thereby hiding it from the owner of the lawn, by using a rake, known as a charf rake.
Scott, I'm so sorry, but I got a little crazy last night at your party, stumbled out into the yard and, long story short, I need to know where you keep your charf rake.
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