| 1. | yardsailor | ||
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It's a person who goes yardsailing. Yardsailor is derived from the word yardsailing in which a person drives from yard sale to yard sale trying to buy as much as they can. So someone who goes yardsailing is a yardsailor. Kid A: I can't believe my mom wastes her Saturdays buying garbage at yard sales.
Kid B: Yeah, my mom is a yardsailor, too. |
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| 2. | yard arm | ||
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oh my, that sailor has a yard arm as big as a fence post.
yes, i'd like to post myself on that one. |
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| 3. | yard bird | ||
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A soldier(or Marine, Sailor, et cetera) in the Army(or Navy, et cetera) assigned to menial tasks such as janitorial duty or landmine disposal. Hey! Yardbird! Clean my boots! Damnit!
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| 4. | Gubalini | ||
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A small Knit Hat worn atop the head but above the ears. "Hey I just got back into General Lockup and they're gonna let me out in the Yard. I hear it cold out there so I better wear my Gubalini."
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| 5. | USS Vella Gulf | ||
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(n): A cruiser like most other commands with its share of incompetent workers, corrupt leadership, and lazy, hypocritical E-5 & aboves. Implemented the 4-day work week that appeases only half the crew, and is famous for having supported counter-piracy operations in the Somalian coast. It has a rich history of not-so-stellar commanding officers, the 2 most recent ones being an irascible totalitarian and an egoist who thinks he's stellar. A faulty CRP Propeller System has caused it numerous delays, and is consequently the chief source of income for BAE ship repair yard. Although its demographics enjoy a fair share of diversity, every crew member is a closet-racist. There is a scarce number of Asian-Americans and is the one group who are most likely to be discriminated against. Fraternization is commonplace, and is a direct cause for a growing average number of pregnancies per year. 3rd Class: "Where you gonna be stationed at bro?"
Sailor: "The USS Vella Gulf!" "Ha! I just got off that shithole. Fuck that place!" "Well I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad..." (2 years later): "Man, fuck this place..." |
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