| 15. | metrohemian | ||
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A straight urban male who is slightly metrosexual, but far more modest. Like his more pretensous metro counterparts, he lives in a trendy downtown loft, but he got it for a great price and filled it with furniture from yard sales. He cares how he looks and always tries to look good, but he doesn't obsess about it and he is not superficial. He's very interested in art and music, but he sticks with the stuff he enjoys instead of trying to impress people. He probably recycles and he owns at least one pair of flip flops.
His female counterpart is likely a boheme-a-leen, and his fashion sense might (or might not) be bohemo. You'd think that if Greg could afford that apartment he could afford some socks, and maybe some furniture. He's such a metrohemian.
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| 16. | Plastic | ||
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a group of girls tha run the skool yard, the popular biches that noone actully likes. they are offten seen runnin about with there sexy boyfriends, or holdin hands with each other in a "cute" fashion. they normally experience the real word, as soon as they leave high skool, and dont get any speshal treatment later on in life. they grow up to be fat, fugly fucks. they get wats cummin ti thm in the end. geek1: "wow i wished i looked like hilary"
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| 17. | Turleen | ||
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A Turleen is easy to spot,lank,greasy hair, huge foopa and a whoppa choppa are hallmark traits. Turleens are proud of their fashion sense and prefer to display their ho trinity in the vain attempt to attract another baby daddy. They usually have 3 or more snotty faced young-uns attached to various portions of their anatomy and one crotch muffin is generally still chewing on her flappy baps while she sucks on a cancer stick and chugs a keystone.
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Turleens breed early and often due to a genetic inability to understand how a condom functions and also an ingrained fear that Darwins Law might be invoked at any time. They prefer close relatives but when "they gits ta itch in theys stench trench" they are more than willing to put out for KFC coupons with any Joe Dirt that comes along. Turleens may be unable to positively identify the donor(s) of their children due to excessive sharing of their loose meat sandwich. They are attracted to skinny twitchy men with assne and goatees covered in jailhouse art or beer-gutted crackas sporting ape drapes and moobs |
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| 18. | Jacktown | ||
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The most often commonly used nickname for the city of Jackson, MS. The city of jackson still possesses what the city of atlanta no longer has,and that is the ability to mix small town hospitality with city life. The majority of people in the city were actually born their.Home to one of the best HBCU's Jackson State University. Jackson is definitely seperated by social classes and it is one of the few places in the u.s where living downtown is frowned upon. If you are wealthy you live in the adjoining suburbs. The inner city does have it's nice parts but they are only on the northside. 78% of the citizens are black and the rest are white, they may be another 3% missing in the equation of a race that does'nt matter. North Jackson is where most of the people that work for the city and the state live. The nicest neighborhoods are, Barrington Woods, Woodhaven, Natchez Trace Estates, Valley North, and neigborhoods adjoing to ridgewood rd. The hood areas of jackson are: Virden Addition,Washington Addition,Ghostown, Stadium Side, Presidential Hills, Shady Oaks,Georgetown, The Queens,Brown Bottom,The Sub,and The North Inn. if your family is well off and your kids go to public schools they go to Murrah High and they are in Apac recieving 5.0 gpa's,or they attend Calloway which consist of nothing but Snooty ass black kids that are all offspring of politicians, lawyers, doctors, and Entrepreneurs. The Suburbs are Clinton which is an annexation of west jackson(where trashy whites that ... more...
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| 19. | scott norwood | ||
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a man that could have made all of us buffalo bills fans dream come true but just blew it for all of us like always Scott Norwood lines up for the 47-yard field goal its 20-19 this looks like a superbowl win for the buffalo bills....the kick is up...WIDE RIGHT WIDE RIGHT WIDE RIGHT BILLS LOSE IN DRAMATAC FASHIONlike always
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| 20. | white trash | ||
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-Usually drinks Mountain Dew as a first choice for soda pop
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-Usually are hypocrites and bigots -Usually has relatives or themselves that drive drunk -Usually eat bad foods with lots of sugar for future diabetes -Watches Nascar -Wears Wifebeaters -Grew up lower class -Shops at salvation Army -Usually have bad teeth -Listens to country music or southern rock -Drives a broken down piece of shit truck -Usually have bad hygiene -Usually a common in sexual abuse or inbreeding -Has no morals or manners -Scams the gov. for 'foodstamps' -Lives in a trailer or apartment complex full of different races -Doesn't work or scams the government -Shops at Walmart -Eats at Buffets frequently -Gets married early in life instead of waiting until after college like most -Usually smokes either cigarettes or an illegal substance -The Men usually wear ball caps frequently as a fashion accessory -The women usually are overweight and wear hair pulled back in a pig tail and wears sweatshirts or t-shirts as a fashion accessory -Nascar and church bigot rednecks vote Republican -The Hard working Blue collar rednecks vote Democrat -Usually breed early in captivity -Usually the females are loud and obnoxious in which they think this makes them sexually attractive to the primitive male -Usually knows of themselves or a family member who is in jail or has been in jail -Males are primitively territorial over their primitive female -Male gets child-like jealousies over whi... |
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| 21. | Bogan | ||
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Australian or New Zealander who possesses no class at all
Refer: white trash, red-neck, trailer trash, alcoholic, breeder, simpleton, Victorian, Geelong, Prahran, Shepparton The traditional Bogan:
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Identification key for the male of the species: Black desert boots, tight black jeans, blue singlet or black t-shirt (AC-DC etc), blue chequered flannelette (flanny) long sleeved shirt. Mullet haircut (Short at the front, long at the back – refer: Billy Ray Cyrus The haircut with its own motto: 'Business at the front, party at the back' in some circles also referred to as: 'Party at the back, business at the front' Either way it is still a shit haircut. Smokes ‘winfield blues’, these are generally located rolled up in the sleeve of the ‘flanny’ Drinks Victoria Bitter (VB) Drives a generally loud V8 Holden or Ford with a stupid sticker on the back taking the piss out of the make of car that they do not drive; or simply stating the make/model of car that they do drive, just in case they forget. Identification key for the female of the species: Loud whore with way too many snotty brats, horrible shrill voice, shocking accent, really stupid (no analogy available), shops at Safeway, also possesses all of the traits of the male of the species. Social activities include: going down the pub, drinking, arguing, violence, breeding, prejudice of all varietie... |
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