| 1. | Yardrobe | ||
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The towel, assessory, or clothing one wears in the yard instead of putting on clothing.. Usually means wrapping a towel around you instead of putting on clothes... My wife wrapped a towel around her waist as her yardrobe to get something from the car...
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| 2. | Irish Wolf Terrier | ||
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The ultimate midsize Irish designer dog. Kicks Irish Setter ass! Started by Ozzie Nelson (the vet) by artificially inseminating a female Irish Wolfhound with the sperm from a male Irish Terrier. They are 50-70 pounds, smart, athletic, and are extremely friendly, but, if anyone messes with you, they have a great instinct for single leg takedowns, by grabbing the shoes or pantlegs, followed by covering the fallen attacker's eyes with their mouth. Usually followed by attacker pissing their pants. Fast, effective, mark free submissions! Last month, my Irish Wolf Terrier caught a rabbit, and brought it to me by the scruff of its neck -- unharmed. Last week, he laid on top of a Pit Bull's back, and held it by covering its eyes from above & behind. The Pit Bull had gotten in our yard and had treed my cat.
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| 3. | Espadaloose | ||
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a covering usually tarpaulin used to cover unsightly turf or garden area, also place to release rouge spiders. 1. We have this lovely espadaloose cover in the back yard it stops the grass growing.
2. We need a place to sit isn't that espadaloose comfortable. |
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| 4. | walkamolé | ||
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A mass of avocados that fall off the avocado tree, covering the ground and or rotting in the yard, creating a walkable guacamole. I looked out my window this morning and noticed the whole yard is covered in walkamolé. Friggin avocado tree. Why'd I ever get that?!
Johnny, can you go mow the lawn? And be careful around the avocado tree. Your father doesn't want any walkamolé in the backyard. |
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| 5. | Do a Harrison | ||
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A quote used in a team effort, too play the best they possibly can. Originated from the Pittsburgh Steelers player James Harrison who scored a touchdown, whilst covering the feild area of a 100 yard, the longest yard run in the history of the SuperBowl. "I don't know man this is too much pressure."
"You'll be fine man, just Do a Harrison" |
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| 6. | PIOOYA Method | ||
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Coming up with something that is not based on facts or is made up on the fly to convince others that the originator knows what he/she is talking about. Because Bill didn't know the explanation for why his car was in the front yard, he utilized the PIOOYA method to ensure his wife didn't make him sleep in the basement for the next two weeks.
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| 7. | white trash | ||
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A person, or group of persons, who exhibit the following characteristics:
-own more than three yard cars and/or two RVs which must be up on blocks. An extension cord running to the RV is necessary to complete the look. Optional is the standard issue blue tarp covering one or more of the vehicles. -Huntin' hounds, as many as possible. -Attack chickens. -Standard issue Mullet, Nascar shirt(may be substituted with an Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16 shirt), and acid wash or camofluage pants. -Unusual fondness for their siblings. -Still in mourning over Dale Earnhardt. Some good places to spot these specimens are the local drag races, Costco during food sample time, and DMV. Bobby Joe's mullet makes him look so white trash.
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