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An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.
Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.
by Pedrovonpedro January 07, 2011
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those being of adolescent age having draker skin usually found gathered around those of lighter skin adolesence steeling luch money to buy some dope for their crack head momma.
No luch for you today Johnny! NO, those damn yard apes stole my lunch money again.
by DMC April 27, 2003
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a large hairy creature who is very slow and lazy. eats bananas daily and throws them at anyone who trespasses on his territory. he lives in the forests of cobble hill.
Cole, Yard Ape, Donkey Kong, Curious George, CSC.
by yardape May 07, 2009
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A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban.

This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's
"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"
Air Date
Sunday October 20, 1991
by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 24, 2010
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Semi-naked men who go through your underwear drawer at night. Most prevalent in a college dormitory environment.
Those fucking yardapes came into my room and stole all my thongs again!
by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003
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is a black and white mixed person who has bad hair and doesnt take care of his cracknigger self because he to busy caught up with a bitch hoe with a burnt out perm and skin darker than shantae and a hole bigger than than Bajandix
Yard ape:baby come back you can blame it all on me

Bajandix:no i left you for will
by The Coon v2 March 27, 2009
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An Indian male/female that runs around the yard and yells at kids in an unknown, foreign, yardapian language. They are very rare, even to most bounty hunters, because they are caught during Immigration with a baloon full of herioin in their assholes.
The yard ape screamed until the little girl taped Abu's mouth shut.
by Jonnycakes95 January 07, 2009
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